I know there are a lot of these circling around the internet that I don't know of, so I decided it was high time to actually put the video under my own user name. Anyway, here's the official version!
*Warning* Contains some profane language.
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I present the funniest and most extravagant Gmod Random movie ever created on the face of the Earth. Yes, it is a random movie, but I spent a lot of time to make it really stand out and I really think anyone who enjoys randomness or a good laugh will like this movie. Enjoy!
This tells the story of what Garry Newman, the creator of Garry's Mod, did to release his mod over Steam, Valve's downloading network. This was one of the shortest movies I've made (took only 4 days). I hope you enjoy it.
This was for a Worst Movie contest so I decided to enter. Please note that this does NOT reflect on my video skills; if you look at my other videos, you will see that they are much better.
This was for my mid-semester film project depicting a day in my life. The project was "How I see the world" so I took a light outlook on it, almost mocking some other serious and pessimistic projects that other peers handed in. Took a lot of time to film for I used as many different shots as I could. I hope someone enjoys it.
The first part of my comedy/noir film that I made a week or so back. I had to split it into 2 parts because it is over 16 minutes long. The next part will come later on the week. Enjoy
Are you tired of being pushed around? Being mistreated, always having the fear of someone lurking in the shadows? Then you need THE TOOTHPICK! The toothpick is the perfect self-defense weapon for anyone living in fear! In this age of terror, why risk your own life you can have...the TOOTHPICK!
The thrilling conclusion to my comedy/noir film Sweet Treevenge. Will Danny ever find his tree? Will he ever catch the perp? Will he finally get his revenge?! All and more is in this smashing finish!
Imagine a world where every villain was poor, and to conceal their identities they use paper plates...as masks.
PAPER PLATE MAN. Directed by Chris Wittman. Coming never
This was a final film for my filmmaking class. It was shot on 16mm film on a Bolex wind up camera. This was only like my fourth time working with film so there are some problems, such as overexposure, but hey it's all a learning process. I also had to add all the sounds as well, which was fun and extremely challenging. Hope you enjoy.
When I go to sleep, like every human being, I have dreams. But my dreams are DIFFERENT. Are INSANE. RARRR.
Continuation of my experimental spoof. Props to those that can guess what professional experimental movies I am parodying.
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