According to EbenGregory, if you speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. In another humdrum episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Gucci Mane tells T.I. to jump in a lake while daring T.I.P. to give him a wet t-shirt.
EbenGregory once said that he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot...whatever that's about. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, UGK's Pimp C explains why he thinks...Ne-Yo & Russell are gay, Jeezy's lying about dope prices & why ATL ain't the South.
The first casualty of war is usually the truth, that is, if you're listening to EbenGregory tell it. In another random episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent tells Cam'ron to get his eye fixed after being knocked the f*ck out by Roc-A-Fella recording artist Tru-Life.
Let EbenGregory tell it, everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life-only a lucky few have the same one...ask Jim Jones. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Camron squashes the beef with Juelz and sells his contract to Def Jam for $2 million in cash.
Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.
Let EbenGregory tell it...juice is bad!!! In another non-shocking episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory provides non-hard-hitting news reporting as he investigates why 50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary j Blige were named in the New York State steroid investigation.
Let EbenGregory tell it, the solution of every problem is another problem...ask DMX. In another happy go lucky episode of non-foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Juelz Santana reveals how Cam'ron balla blocked his money until he was sold to Def Jam for $2 million.
Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets exposed as fraud. One word...boo!
Let EbenGregory tell it, telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? In another 8 minute episode of bullsh*t called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Rick Ross denies the rumor allegedly started by Trick Daddy that he was a former CO in Dade County. Two words: Wet t-shirt!!!
Let EbenGregory tell it, when a thief kisses you, count your teeth. In another non-boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Floyd Mayweather takes his first loss after a quick acting robber relieved him of $7 million in exotic jewelry.
Since the news is light this week, The Jewelry Man and EbenGregory shoot from the hip and report random news on Lil Wayne, Prodigy, Remy Ma & Beanie Sigel
In EbenGregory's world, experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes...but I ain't talking about Wayne. In another hard-hitting episode of non-journalism called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Lil Wayne catches another case after being busted by DEA agents for having drugs and guns on his person.
When there is no news, EbenGregory reports non-news with the same emphasize as if it were...news. In another episode of random foolishness, Akon makes a country album, Beanie Sigel goes to jail, Max B gets shot and T.I. goes free...kinda.
Let EbenGregory tell it, everything's funny as long as it's happening to someone else. In another non-hating episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent embarrasses Young Buck by releasing a taped conversation which reveals details of Buck's dire financial situation.
Let EbenGregory tell it, the truth is more important than the facts. In another episode of serious funny non-controversy of information called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Trick Daddy breaks his silence on Rick Ross and whether or not he was responsible for leaking the C.O. photos of the Boss.
![50 Cent Responds To Cam\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/xf1gI-RKtYA/2.jpg "50 Cent Responds To Cam\")
![Juelz Santana Breaks Silence On Cam\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/68K6zOuLJiI/2.jpg "Juelz Santana Breaks Silence On Cam\")
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