a medium-sized bull moose implemented this very large spruce tree to emancipate himself from his headgear. My dog Lena grew tired of the photographic hoopla and decided to use the moment to catch her breath.
a billion year old lightning bolt strikes the fang of a saber tooth tiger, still dripping with blood from a recent ground sloth meal and high in iron, hence the electrical attractant and freezes in time, forming a beautiful chunk of hardened sloth glory.
a prehistoric donkey bit this potato in half to get at the creamy nougat filling a billion years ago. don't try to eat this one, unless you have agate teeth.
a small gob of pine sap hardened and turned to liquid agate and then a midget's miniature baby cousin elf sat on it during the cooling off phase and left his buttock imprint in it.
Andre Agazssi was having a contest to see if he could turn a supermodel into an ugly stone. This one was a finalist, but was discarded in a gravel pit because the contest was only open to amateur tennis players without cameras named after them.
