A couple of accounts of situations that happen all too often.
bombtwinz, shopping, mcdonalds, empty space, privacy, personal bubble, story, stories, farts, sharts, fart, bed, sleeping
BOMBTWINZ.COM DEZIRE'S FIRST BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT FOR IT LASTED LESS THAN A WEEK... THE PAIN IS TOLERABLE AFTER SEVERAL WAXINGS BUT THE DURATION OF BEING "CLEAN" IS FAIRLY SHORT.
BOMBTWINZ.COM Woody decided to play a smelly joke on Dezire. We were on our way back from SF. "cai di no hoi qua" translates to: something realllllly smells..
We decided to rest for a bit in the car while waiting for our friend and awoke to find cops standing on each side of our car. They believed to have found the BOMBTWINZ dead. We did not get ticketed, however, they ran our driver's licenses.
BOMBTWINZ FOUND OUR CAR DECORATED WITH CONDOMS, LUBRICANT, TAMPONS, ETC. AFTER RETURNING FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE. WE HAVE A BUNCH OF HATERS THROUGHOUT CALIFORNIA, AND POSSIBLY THOSE WHO KNOW US OUTSIDE OF OUR STATE :-P
BOMBTWINZ.COM BOMBTWINZ AND SABZ TOOK THE WRONG BART AND ENDED UP ALL ALONE IN THE GHETTO. WE TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF OUR SCARED EXPRESSIONS, BUT REALIZED AFTER THAT THE CAMERA WAS ON VIDEO.
![DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS TO YOU? [BOMBTWINZ]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/Hzh0Yl6c7YU/2.jpg "DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS TO YOU? [BOMBTWINZ]")
![WOODY JUST FARTED [BOMBTWINZ]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/rtMvxHA8Zy4/2.jpg "WOODY JUST FARTED [BOMBTWINZ]")
![BOMBTWINZ\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/vMSpDrcDZ-Q/2.jpg "BOMBTWINZ\")
![WooDY getting tattooed [BOMBTWINZ]](http://img.youtube.com/vi/_TKROcGH2Jk/2.jpg "WooDY getting tattooed [BOMBTWINZ]")
