Groovin' Granny is obsessed with singing about gazongas! We see boobs of every shape and size on some surprising people, such as Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, President Bush, Tom Cruise and the men of King of the Hill. The Knack's "My Sharona" becomes "Big Gazongas" as Granny explores the many nicknames our culture gives to breasts, tits, boobies, melons, or whatever you want to call them.
The little boy in this song just loves to play with his two big pink balls. He likes to bounce them, roll them, take them everywhere, that's why kids stop and stare. When he accidentally drops them into mom's pie, the dog licks the Whip Cream off them! "Balls, balls are so much fun, that's why I have two not just one." Hey, get your mind out of the gutter, these are real balls, not nuts.
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John never sang a Valentine's Day song as funny as this Groovin' Grease Geezer Valentine. When Grandpa sings "You're The One That I Want" to old Granny while her saggy boobs and fat butt swing around, you can tell these two geriatrics are in love.
"Don't be stupid, Cupid," Valentine Granny sings, "Don't waste an arrow on me!" This groovin' grandma with the saggy boobs hates Valentine's Day, and Christmas, too, but baby Cupid never gives up, and finally shoots an arrow right on her butt. "Hey, that's not an arrow, you're just happy to see me" winks grandma at the end.
Baby Idol is the cute counterpart to American Idol. Watch Baby Clay Aiken, Ruben Studdard, Justin Guarini, Kelly Clarkson, and even William Hung perform for the little versions of Simon, Paula, and Randy. There's even a young Ryan Seacrest hosting the show.
Since girls don't ever fart, the young lady in this song parody has to hold it in while she's on a date, at work, even in a movie theater. But when she's home alone in the bath, she can let it go and pass gas and toot away. Sung to the tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper.
Mommy caught naughty Baby Mabelline red-handed going through her make up drawer. The kid got powder, eye shadow, and lipstick all over her face. Sitting on the floor in her mess, singing her sad song, the brat wonders how mom's going to punish her this time.
Baby is poddy training and not too happy about it and his farting proves it. He wants a magazine and a fuzzy mat for his feet, even a TV to pass the time. Then the poor kid runs out of toilet paper. After all, it's his potty and he'll cry if he wants to--you would cry too if they did this to you.
These four kids, known as Baby Queen, sing "We're Out of Pampers" to the tune of "We Are the Champions." There's no time for pooing for baby Freddy Mercury because the diaper drawer is empty! When nature calls, you've got to observe. But when the drawer with diapers is empty, and you got to poo, what do you do?